kidzbopdeathgrips:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

finely aged 2011 meme:

“blow into my eyes”/“there’s a dog behind you” “what does he look like?”

inception came out EIGHT WHOLEASS YEARS AGO and these are still funny

neurodivergent-crow:

androidboy:

androidboy:

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

strawberry-girl-main:

griffinmcelroyspisskink:

griffinmcelroyspisskink:

nb dysphoria is… weird

i dont wanna look like a guy or a girl i want people to see me and be like “what the fuck”

I wanna look like this

brunhiddensmusings:

bravo-zulu:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

im dying i just looked up press f to pay respects bc i realized i didnt even know where it was from i just picked it up from everyone and it turns out its a fucking actual quick time event from some call of duty game. you have to literally press F to pay respects at a funeral fsdjfkljsdf i really just thought it was something from some MMO or something 

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I’m glad people can re discover this

the special denial of ‘i thought this joke was pulled out of someones ass, i cannot process this is a real thing a professional was paid money to make’

thehighwayphantom:

cornfield-cryptid:

cruzfucker69:

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

Game of Walking Bad

pelkoja:

pelkoja:

“but if everyone had food, it would ruin the market!” maybe the point is the fact that it would ruin the market is a fact that your system has some flaws… perhaps.

same applies to raising the minimum wage, like if people getting paid better for their labor means your system collapses maybe it wasn’t built to be sustained 🤔

guitarbeard:

guitarbeard:

Had a dream I installed a Morshu app for my phone, but like it corrupted everything and replaced my home screen with just it’s icon repeated everywhere. I had to keep trying to delete the instances of it so I could restore my original layout but it kept copying onto the next page and wouldn’t let me.

It looked like this